Frequently Asked Questions
Questions people probably shouldn't have asked.
General Questions
What does this website do?
Nothing. We believe we've made that quite clear.
Why?
Because somebody had to.
Can I use this website for work?
Only if your job involves accomplishing absolutely nothing.
Is there a point?
There was one, but it wandered off.
Technical Questions
Is this website secure?
Yes. There isn't much here to attack besides your expectations.
Does it use artificial intelligence?
Only natural stupidity.
Is anything loading in the background?
Mostly disappointment.
Why is there a 404 page?
Because even nothing occasionally gets lost.
Secret Questions
Is there a hidden kitten?
We're not saying yes.
We're not saying no.
Should I press the K key?
Five times might be interesting.
What happens if I click the kitten?
Exactly what you'd expect.
Can I unlock achievements?
Yes. They are completely meaningless.
Important Questions
Can I get a refund?
You paid nothing.
Who made this?
Someone with far too much free time.
Will this website ever become useful?
No updates are planned in that direction.
What happens if I keep refreshing?
The same thing, but newer.
Didn't Find Your Answer?
Excellent. Neither did we.
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